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Someone please explain to me why the dog finds it necessary to shit on the carpet like 2 minutes after he was outside!?!?! I don't understand this at all and it's quite annoying. More than words can express. Trust me.

Date: 2004-10-04 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It's because you touch yourself at night.

Date: 2004-10-04 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
sure like she has a zero-g chamber in which she can float while sleeping! (although she might) the doggie inflicted punishment is a tad harsh for sleeping on her arm..

Date: 2004-10-04 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
actually she does, but that doesn't really keep her from touching herself... I would know, I live here... no, no that's not ridiculous... stop fucking looking at me

Date: 2004-10-04 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
like there was not already plenty of reason for me to want to see her bedroom.. .. .. No! To see her artwork! you sicko! *sigh* no.. stil makes me sound like a lech

Date: 2004-10-05 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I know you were at my house last night. And don't doubt your lecherous intentions.

Date: 2004-10-05 10:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
its true.. although I did not see your zero-g sleep chamber. *sigh* but yah I was there merely to lear over you as you slept..... Actually i was a bit bummed that you were unconscious, but im sure you needed the sleep!

Date: 2004-10-05 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I think you're confusing me with yourself. Mr Wet Dreams. I know the truth.


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